"I have never driven an ambulance only to later mistaken it for a Mark I."

Ted Perez, Anchorage Westward-Hilton Hotel, Anchorage, AK, 1981
Excerpt from Ted’s keynote speech at The Alaska Convention of Lodges wherein The Grand Lodge of Alaska was formally recognized by the Free and Accepted Masons. The title of Ted’s speech “Be Damned” has been widely accepted by historians as a two-pronged offensive on one-time comrades Hemingway and Sanchez.